Now this is a bad day

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DEEP DIVER
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Now this is a bad day

Postby DEEP DIVER » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:16 pm

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I
was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about
me, how's your day going?"
I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
Blue belt in Serious tea drinking.

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Re: Now this is a bad day

Postby Galactic Greyhound » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:23 pm

:shock: Now he is up for manslaughter! #-o :wink:
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